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Question: Ernest Hemmingway said what would protect against allergies?
Answer: Having lots of sex

Question: What is the correct name for The Laughing Jackass?
Answer: Kookaburra

Question: Californian law no shooting any animal moving car except what?
Answer: A Whale

Question: Ringo Star narrates which children’s TV series?
Answer: Thomas the tank engine

Question: Billie Holiday, James Dean, Eva Peron, Janis Joplin – Common?
Answer: All were Prostitutes

Question: What was advertised as anytime anyplace anywhere?
Answer: Martini

Question: Where was/is the original Penthouse?
Answer: In a Real Tennis Court

Question: Triskadeccaphobia is the fear of what?
Answer: Number 13

Question: Ernest Hemmingway, Oscar Wilde, Ranier Maria Rilke – Common?
Answer: Mothers made them Crossdress

Question: Aleksei Leanov was the first to do what?
Answer: Space walk

Question: What subject Ben Franklins letter to Royal Academy – Brussels?
Answer: Perfuming Farts

Question: Why did the USA govt open Lincolns coffin in 18and 1901?
Answer: Check body still there

Question: Who entered a contest to find his own look-alike and came 3rd?
Answer: Charlie Chaplin

Question: In which American city can you get doctorate in hambugerology?
Answer: Hamburger College Chicago

Question: Thomas Chippendale mostly worked in what wood?
Answer: Mahogany

Are You Funny?

What do you do to feel better when you have a bad day?

Cook

Make art

Call a friend to vent

Sleep

Watch funny Youtube videos

You find out there's a day off that you weren't expecting, hallelujah! So how do you spend it?

Catching up on projects

TV on the couch

Reading

At the beach

Errands

The highlight of your sense of humor is

Obscure references

Timing

Wit

Delivery

Do you feel more optimistic or cynical?

Cynical

Optimistic

You're walking down the street and you see the person across the street fall in a really silly and hilarious way. What's your reply?

I laugh! Sorry, I can't help it

I run over to them and offer a hand

I hope to myself that they are okay

At work, your coworkers know that you:

Tell on others when they do something wrong

Are always cracking jokes

Need coffee before conversation

Pull pranks on the bosses to lighten the mood

Are never late

What kind of laugh do you have?

I laugh silently

A snicker

A giggle

A booming laugh

A chuckle

Do you believe that nothing should be off-limits for comedians to make fun of?

Absolutely, everything is fair game

No, some things should be off limits

What is your style of humor?

Puns

Anecdotes

Grotesque or absurd humor

Memes

Slapstick comedy

Knock knock jokes

Do you make new friends easily?

Not really

Very

Are You Funny

Funny

Super Funny

Good For a Few Laughs

Funny, But Not To Everyone

Painfully Unfunny

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